Xl Puns

A list of puns related to "Xl"

The robbers seem to XL at their job
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Before XL there is inhale
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👤︎ u/n00bgamer999
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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My last joke got taken down.

Here's a mirror.

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👤︎ u/KingSulley
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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When is 40 bigger than 50?

XL is bigger than L

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👤︎ u/jaywalkerr
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I bought a Microsoft Office themed T-shirt.

It's an XL.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Unplanned dadjoke from heavy-set, African-American man.

My XL-wearing half-black friend and I were in Trader Joe's when I started being excited about this huge pound block of chocolate.

When I asked him why he wasn't excited, he replied, "I guess I'm just not a big chocolate guy."

I laughed for about an hour at his complete genius.

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👤︎ u/zacsxe
📅︎ Jan 05 2014
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The entire movie Airplane!

Seriously it's just one long Dad joke.

http://youtu.be/xlDXQdgx_QU

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👤︎ u/GodGermany
📅︎ Jan 20 2015
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I can see where my girlfriend gets her sense of humour.

Her father just pulled this one: http://i.imgur.com/XlRbWp1.jpg

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👤︎ u/Really_Dont_Know
📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=82&v=xlIrI80og8c

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👤︎ u/Ce1ska
📅︎ Sep 30 2015
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What phone company are you with?

So we have this cellular company called "XL" in indonesia, and my dad just couldnt resist. This is a conversation of my dad with his friend.

Dad: Hey what cell company are you with?

Friend: Oh, im using XL now, whatsup?

Dad: XL doesnt really fit you, you know.... you're a skinny guy

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👤︎ u/mencret
📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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Dad-joked a family friend

http://i.imgur.com/hrFxsXl.jpg

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👤︎ u/TheTurner
📅︎ Jun 07 2015
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My friend got me good today.

We were outside and I was so cold I was shivering. Being the good friend he is, he offered me his leather jacket.

Now, my friend is this skinny little dude, and I'm a heavier set guy.

Me: What is it a medium? Sorry, but I'm an XL dude.

My friend: Really, I always pictured you as a powerpoint kinda guy.

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👤︎ u/GaleDribble
📅︎ Apr 06 2014
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