The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?
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At least he got laid before he died
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What's Gordon Ramsey's least favorite sub?
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My doctor told me to walk at least 2 miles a day
It's been a month and I have no idea where I am or how to get home
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What's Elon Musk's least favourite country?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Whatβs a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What's a pirates least favourite letter?
Dear Sir,
this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Man last year was pretty bad, but at least Iβm prepared for this year.
Because in this case hindsight is actually 2020
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I should've gone to bed at least 30 minutes ago...
But I suppose everybody's hindsight is 2020.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Which cheese has the least friends?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Whatβs a lawyerβs least favorite cheese?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
At least there was something left
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︎ Sep 08 2020
My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
At what time of the year do women speak the least?
February. It has the least days.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I asked your mom about her least favourite sausage
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What's a blind person's least favorite food ?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,
Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Which President was the least guilty?
Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What house weighs the least?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Whatβs an eggβs LEAST favorite drug?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?
So you can bet your bottom dollar
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What's the best stool softener that everyone has been on at least once?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out
it's a no-brainer really.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Whatβs a ghostβs least favourite room in the house?
The living room!
My 9-yr old son just told me this out of nowhere whilst I was cooking, and I couldnβt be more proud of him!
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︎ Aug 12 2020
They say you should test your fire alarm at least once a month...
But itβs costing me a fortune in houses...
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Who was Jesusβ least favorite relative?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
What's a journalists least favourite blood type?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What is the least spoken language?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Which part of the hospital has the least privacy?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Mar 27 2020
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︎ Nov 30 2020
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
My least favorite color is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ May 25 2020
What is the least spoken language on earth
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︎ May 23 2020
Whatβs an eggβs LEAST favorite drug?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
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