The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is the least spoken language?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilkid96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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At least he got laid before he died
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What's Gordon Ramsey's least favorite sub?

It's fucking r/aww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My doctor told me to walk at least 2 miles a day

It's been a month and I have no idea where I am or how to get home

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What's Elon Musk's least favourite country?

Madeagascar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?

Comet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What's a pirates least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Man last year was pretty bad, but at least I’m prepared for this year.

Because in this case hindsight is actually 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadOnTheInternet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I should've gone to bed at least 30 minutes ago...

But I suppose everybody's hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FieryFruitcake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Which cheese has the least friends?

Prov-alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chakasicle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...

...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What’s a lawyer’s least favorite cheese?

Pro-vlono

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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At least there was something left
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My least favourite colour is purple

I hate it more than blue and red combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hercules_ZH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?

The European Onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?

Shorts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Lazy-Lemur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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At what time of the year do women speak the least?

February. It has the least days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvtien95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I asked your mom about her least favourite sausage

She said the wurst one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ledgarp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?

A man-date mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusheeMonster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surabar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What's a blind person's least favorite food ?

Sea food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,

Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanakiin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Which President was the least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/type3civilization
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What house weighs the least?

A lighthouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathshiver_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What’s an egg’s LEAST favorite drug?

Crack!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?

So you can bet your bottom dollar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What's the best stool softener that everyone has been on at least once?

Upholstery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out

it's a no-brainer really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What’s a ghost’s least favourite room in the house?

The living room!

My 9-yr old son just told me this out of nowhere whilst I was cooking, and I couldn’t be more proud of him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gallifreyfalls55
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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They say you should test your fire alarm at least once a month...

But it’s costing me a fortune in houses...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Who was Jesus’ least favorite relative?

His Auntie Christ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM0102
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What's a journalists least favourite blood type?

Type-O!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What is the least spoken language?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Which part of the hospital has the least privacy?

The ICU

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamH9369
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiken_nuget_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

πŸ‘︎ 15k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfyPlayz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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My least favorite color is purple

I hate it more than blue and red combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What is the least spoken language on earth

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystic_Frost69
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What’s an egg’s LEAST favorite drug?

Crack!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What’s the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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