401k Puns

I’m kinda nervous though...I’ve never ran that far before.

I’m not sure how he expects anyone to run that far!!!

There's no way I could run that far.

I can barely run 2 miles.

but I'm nervous cuz I've never ran that far before

I’m not sure I can run that far

I’ve never run that far before.

I'm not sure I'll be able to run that far.

I just don't think I can run that far...

A 401K-9

Everything my 401k has lost!

Him: I like to start off my showers with cold water. Me: Really? You take cold showers? For how long? Him: Just until the water warms up. Then I get in.

...well done, son. Well done.

At dinner, my father in law was talking about how he has a catch-up 401K and can contribute extra each year. I told him to be careful and that he should maybe diversify with a mustard 401K as well.

My son got a job at Campbell's Soup. They no longer match 401k contributions, so I suggested he open a Broth IRA.

But only if it was a 401k

I signed up for my company's 401k but I am nervous because I've never run that far before.

But I don't think I can run that far

But I don't think I can run that far

but I don't think I can run that far.

There's no way I could run that far!