I lost it and I couldn't find it.
(if this has been done before sorry, I just randomly thought of this)
Error 403 for-bidden
People who have no toilet paper have only themselves to blame
They should have bought some before the shit hit the pan
But I couldn't find it
It's been logged out.
Error 404: Gate not found
A server error
I was scanning bays 400-415 and when I reached bay 404 I turned to my boss and said with a straight face "I just got an error. It's saying the bay cannot be found..." He asked what bay I was up to and I told him 404.
He looked at me with an unimpressed face while a colleague said that was beyond nerdy. I chuckled to myself for the next few minutes.
So in last hope attempt to impress his date he went to the barbers to get a haircut and there was a big haircut line, then he went to the tailors and found there was a long suit line, then he went to the florist to find a long flower line. After all of this and finally getting to prom with his date, he was very thirsty and decided to get some punch.
Error 404: No Punchline Found
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
One of my dad's favorites.
It came back, Error 404 page not found
Dad: "So the exit we need to take is 404"
Me: "What if it isn't there???"
Brother groans, dad smiles and nods approvingly
but all I got was 404.
Background, I work for a relatively large University as front line tech support for Staff and Students, walk up, phone, email, chat, etc.
Today was first day of classes so a large number of students and staff passed through our doors. Walk-ups take a number then we can press a button on our system to claim the next number and we can call them.
We had extra help today so not all of the tickets that were pushed were called.
I pull up my ticket system start clicking and calling, a lot of them, no response. I get to 404, call it out, no response so I repeat it and "Not Found? ok".
