When this car hits 88 horses your gonna see some serious sht
Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?
Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.
(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)
Grandma dadjoked me today
I was playing Scrabble with ny grandmother, and she had 88 points. I only had 34, and said "You're at 88, and I'm not even 40!" She said "You'll be 40 in a matter of years."
Doc Brown's First Time Machine
Did you know Doc Brown's first attempt at a time machine wasn't a DeLorean? It was a white water raft. The problem was he couldn't get it up to 88 so he was unable to leave the current.
