93 Puns

A list of puns related to "93"

My wife and I told my 93 year old grandpa that we were going to have a baby!

He said, "Congratulations, I hope it's a boy or a girl!"

Quick as a whip until the day he died.

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👤︎ u/jollyroger24
📅︎ Apr 21 2017
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My father used this on me in '93. I hope my girlfriend will forgive me.

http://i.imgur.com/MIR1SPo.png

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👤︎ u/Ethanol_Based_Life
📅︎ Jun 13 2015
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My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.

Especially because his name’s Steve.

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👤︎ u/shonzo18
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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My husband, toddler, and I are on a road trip. We turned on to the highway...

And directly facing the sun. I pulled down my visor down.

"Man," I said. "Just think, it's so bright in here I need to squint, even though the sun is 93 million miles away."

"What are you talking about?" my husband said. "He's right behind us."

groan

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👤︎ u/SuurAlaOrolo
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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The 90s summed up !

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 =945 !!!!! Ba dum tss!!!

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👤︎ u/arifckinggold
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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Talking to dad about cars

He had what I thought was an Asüna Sunfire at some point and I was sure it came out in '93, but he suddenly goes, no, I got this one in '92.

The Asun...as possible.

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👤︎ u/AuronAXE
📅︎ Oct 15 2016
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I had bought some ground beef

My dad came into the kitchen while I was unloading some groceries I had bought.

Dad: Why did you get lean beef?

Me: Huh?

Dad: You got 93% fat free.

Me: Oh whoops, I didn't mean to.

Dad: More like you didn't lean to.

Couldn't help but chuckle.

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👤︎ u/momentgenerating
📅︎ Feb 25 2014
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This really sums up the 90's

90 + 91 + 92 + 93 + 94 + 95 + 96 + 97 + 98 + 99 = 945

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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Pretty much sums up the 90's.

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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👤︎ u/Fried_Cheesee
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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The 90s summed up.

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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👤︎ u/wip_splinter
📅︎ Aug 31 2017
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This sums up the 90s

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 = 945

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👤︎ u/notwutiwantd
📅︎ Jun 25 2017
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