6 Hilarious 76 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.

The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”

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👤︎ u/GhostsoftheDeepState

📅︎ Mar 13 2021

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Been playing Fallout 76

Pretty rad so far

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👤︎ u/bananacarz

📅︎ Nov 22 2018

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My 76 year old grandpa

Mary had a little lamb, and the gynocologist was very surprised. I laughed.

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👤︎ u/MrsDisco

📅︎ Oct 11 2013

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Studies have shown that

the people who rely on statistics are wrong 76.5% of the time ...

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👤︎ u/afarro

📅︎ Nov 16 2019

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What goes up the chimney down, but can’t go down the chimney up?

An umbrella.

From my 76 year old father-in-law... classic.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17

📅︎ Feb 15 2019

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I was in the drive through with my dad in the passenger's seat next to me

The total came out to $20.76 so I get 21 dollars and a penny ready. Just before I pay, my dad looks over to me and says that I should get something that every good football team needs.
The cashier hands me a quarter back.

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👤︎ u/HowToCantaloupe

📅︎ Sep 27 2015

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