73 Puns

A list of puns related to "73"

Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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i don’t know why everyone thought 73-year-old Bernie Sanders was too old to run for president four years ago...

...after all, he was in his prime.

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👤︎ u/violetchamomile292
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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Why did the Man in galway get water 73.2 Km South?

He wanted some Clare water!

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👤︎ u/SomeAverageBoy
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Autocorrect was my pal on this one

My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."

I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."

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👤︎ u/ouipareils
📅︎ Nov 25 2015
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What did the skunk preacher say to his congregation?

LET US SPRAY!

My 73 year old dad told this joke to me this morning.

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👤︎ u/May_I_inquire
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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When my nan turned 60

She decided to start walking 2miles a day to keep fit......

she’s 73 now and I have no fucking clue where she is.

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👤︎ u/Tonto1980
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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Dadjokes just hit 200K

Which is about -73°C (~ -99°F). That is pretty cool.

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👤︎ u/parin89
📅︎ Jan 29 2015
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0nly 50p

If I had 50p for everytime I failed a maths test I would have around £6.73 by now

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👤︎ u/Tonto1980
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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