Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I used to have this girlfriend that was really "loose". I'm pretty sure she had 61 lovers before me.

I know this for a fact, because she always used to call me her 60 second lover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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My dad, 61, still strong with the dadjokes

Visiting my dad for the weekend, watching an old movie when a scene with nuns comes on, I ask him "Why are they called nuns?" Without missing a beat, his reply: "If you try to get with them, you'll get "nun".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triginock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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Just got the new OnePlus 6T phone from T-Mobile

I told the salesman I wanted the new 61

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tannerlaw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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12 nipples sounds crazy
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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Gave myself a birthday present

At my birthday lunch with my co-workers this week, my 61-year old boss (David) was telling us about his weekend and going to see Mumford and sons. We started giving him a hard time about being the only person over 40 at the show.

And so I said, "Well we can't make fun of him too much, David first started listening to them when they were Mumford and fathers."

So many groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconpig07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2016
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So my dad finally pulled a joke through text. I asked him how my new seats for my Jeep looked...

http://m.imgur.com/fStx54M he's gone full dad now after 61 years

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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