I said sure. 70.
At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story. At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???
Her retirement is looming.
Me: I bought a dozen eggs and hard boiled them. When I peeled the first one and cut into it, it had two yolks.
Him: Yeah? What were the yolks?
Me: oh geez, Dad. Yolks! Not jokes. facepalm
So I can ask on 2/4/68 who do we appreciate??
Because 68 everything
I texted my mom, who's coming to visit this weekend, saying "It's only supposed to be 68 degrees out tomorrow, how cool is that?"
She responds: "About 68 degrees"
"sure" I said
"70"
I went, "sure, 70"
