Route Beer. Root Beer. Got it on Route 66. Nuff Said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagmarashiYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I paid $6.66 for breakfast this morning.

It was one hell of a good breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I got 66 problems.

And being upside down is one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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In Star Wars episode 3, when order 66 was given. All the Jedi were killed

It was a Jedicide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hopen_Tiger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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My 66 year old father had an unprompted dad joke today.

http://m.imgur.com/hFfPDa9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumblecaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 66 years on the throne.

I’m assuming it’s something she ate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Buying groceries for Thanksgiving with my girlfriend and our total was $106.66...

...The number of the Feast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pantera90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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My dad operates a motel and cafe on Route 66

http://i.imgur.com/M0R9tHo.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xHaZxMaTx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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Darth Vader's walking into a Chinese takeaway when he gets a call from the Emperor

"What is thy bidding, my master?" says Darth Vader.

"Order 66."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?

I feel like the 66 route is a little late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWhenWrong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I'm getting so old. When I was a kid they said Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Now they say it's been 66 million years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myquealer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Did you hear about the tree on the America highway?

It was root 66!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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my sister bought my dad a wok for christmas...

he responded with, "I already wok all over the place."

I'm 31 and my dad is 66 (sister is 28). This will never get old. Please, always cherish the moments you have with your father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pbandjlo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Dad explaining why he is half stupid.

The other day I witnessed the first ever dad joke to come out of my dad's mouth. He is 66.

Conversing about dental work:

Dad: "They keep telling me to get my wisdom teeth removed. I am 66."

Me: "Yeah, seems a little late for that."

Dad: "I never got wisdom teeth on this side, but I have them over here, which is probably why I am half stupid..."

I laughed immediately. It took the rest of the family a little longer to notice the dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forbitron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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Dad just told me this cake joke.

"Krusty, they were selling regular cakes for $6.66. Next to it, they're selling upside-down cakes for $9.99"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krustywazoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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