A list of puns related to "67"
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
Those are the years youβre in your prime
He said β$9.67 what do you need $10.47 forβ
One man was left in a korma ....
Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes
-273,15 -459,67 and 0
He asked me if I'd help his round up his sheep.
I asked, "how many sheep do you have?"
"67", he said.
"Ok then", I said, "70".
Because 7 is 16.67% larger then him.
If you thought that joke was funny, I have another joke that's twice as good.
Why is 3 afraid of 4?
Because 4 is 33.33% larger then him.
My daughter and I had this conversation last night:
me: 67 is a prime number. I'm 67 years old. That means I'm in the prime of my life!
her: 67 is also an odd number, and you are odd.
me: all prime numbers are odd, except for two.
her: which two?
me: 2
I got her on that one! We laughed for a couple of minutes. I guess you're never too old for dad jokes. :)
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.