My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.

What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....

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Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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A boy asked his dad who invested in bitcoin for β€œ$10 worth of bitcoin”

He said β€œ$9.67 what do you need $10.47 for”

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Massive fight at the curry house!

One man was left in a korma ....

Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes

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What are the three coolest numbers

-273,15 -459,67 and 0

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A friend of mine is a shepherd.

He asked me if I'd help his round up his sheep.

I asked, "how many sheep do you have?"

"67", he said.

"Ok then", I said, "70".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is 16.67% larger then him.

If you thought that joke was funny, I have another joke that's twice as good.

Why is 3 afraid of 4?

Because 4 is 33.33% larger then him.

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conversation with my daughter

My daughter and I had this conversation last night:

me: 67 is a prime number. I'm 67 years old. That means I'm in the prime of my life!

her: 67 is also an odd number, and you are odd.

me: all prime numbers are odd, except for two.

her: which two?

me: 2

I got her on that one! We laughed for a couple of minutes. I guess you're never too old for dad jokes. :)

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A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad

...for 10 dollars. The dad replied,"$9.67? Why would you need $10.32 for?"

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