79 Puns

A list of puns related to "79"

79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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👤︎ u/tekprojekt
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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79% of accidents happens at home.

Finally, great news for the homeless.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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pennsylvania weather is so weird yesterday the high was 79

and today was when I cried in front of the waitress at Sonic

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👤︎ u/Skimboorder
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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I stole my ex girlfriend’s wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back

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👤︎ u/SamSam29
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are around $1.79 and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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👤︎ u/godsafraud
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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My dad is keeping light during Georgia's latest winter storm.

Georgia/Atlanta is expecting a big ice storm tonight/tomorrow. As I got off work, my dad texts me with weather conditions in a nearby town.

Dad: Did you hear they have ice in Cedartown?

Me: Already?

Dad: It's $1.79 a bag.

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👤︎ u/WacktheMedic
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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