At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story. At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???
It was due to the bounty on his head
Jack and the beans talk.
he won the no-bell prize!
I read that somewhere.
78% Nitrogen, 20.9% Oxygen, 0.90% Argon gases, 0.17% Other gases, 0.03% Carbon Dioxide Pods
A person born in 33 was 45 in 78
https://78.media.tumblr.com/d5432f6b87585fa368d7282e3dd4d6d2/tumblr_p8d65m65se1qel5vuo1_1280.png
Me: I hope it wasn't a 78. Those things really shatter.
In the middle of our conversation, he cuts me off.
"Okay, I'm doing, like, 78 right now, how the hell did a Ford pickup with one of those horse trailers hooked to the back just pass me?"
"Isn't it obvious? It has more horsepower."
I was sitting in the front seat with my dad traveling with the rest of the family when 2 bugs splatted on the windshield...
Dad: What did the 1st bug say to the 2nd?
Me: *sigh * what?
Dad: "I bet you don't have the guts to do that again."
Groans ensued from everyone including my 78 year old grandma who can barely hear from the back seat.
Chinese takeout: $10.45 Gas roundtrip to pick up takeout: $3.78 Getting home and realizing you're missing one container: riceless
a&m punter kicks a 78 yard punt Me: "man that guy has a huge leg" Dad: "and he can kick far too"
My apologies for this joke having a long lead up, but stay with me for a second and you'll understand. With the Ontario provincial elections having come and gone, it had reminded me of this getting dad joked by my uncle and a bit of underlying sarcasm that goes along with politics and the voting process. I was at my uncles farm and we were setting up for some target practice for my son and his buddy. My uncle says to me go into the shop there in the left front corner and grab one of those targets I have. As I execute my search for such item I see that they are old politic yard signs with paper targets stapled over top. I come out teasing my uncle that it looks like he's now supporting the green party, to which he reply's (queue dad joke).....
"Figured Id give 'em a shot"
Now let that sink in like I had too!
Damn he's good, and at age 78 Im totally impressed!
