What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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οΈ Mar 30 2021
It's been 45 years....
And my kidneys still aren't adultneys.
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οΈ Apr 22 2021
They say sex at 45 is amazing..
which is cool because i only live 3 doors down.
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house...
The difference is staggering
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οΈ Sep 08 2020
My friend asked me to meet him at the music store in 45.
I got there in 33, which is record speed.
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οΈ Feb 20 2021
My neighbour has had 45 concussions in the past few weeks.
He lives just a stone throw away.
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οΈ Jan 27 2021
My daughter was practicing her flute today, she said at bar 45 she needs to add in a breath mark.
I teared up, after all these years she still doesn't know my name is David.
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
Birmingham (UK) man loses job after 45 years at company
A Brummie was made redundant after working for the same company for 45 years. He quickly gets an interview with one of his ex companies rivals. His friends advise him that he should wear a suit and tie to the interview to try and make a good impression, unfortunately the interview is the same day and his only suit he has is the one he wore to his original interview in 1975.
He quickly gets dressed in his brown suit, complete with flares, wide lapels and a kipper tie.
He made quite the impression on his entrance and when the interviewer invited him into his office, he said "nice kipper tie" to which he replied " milk and 2 sugars please"
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οΈ Nov 30 2020
Whatβs a song that costs 45Β’?
A song by 50cent ft Nickelback
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οΈ Aug 20 2019
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οΈ Feb 16 2020
What happens when you add a circle to 45 degrees?
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οΈ May 02 2020
I once got into a concert for only $0.45.
It was 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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οΈ Apr 11 2020
My dad's birthday is today (12/14/45). To him and all other dads and dad-like figures out there...
....thank you for the dad jokes. They may not all make us die laughing and some we've heard you tell a million times over, but the one thing they have in common is that they're told in kindness and they put a little smile on our faces. And living in this crazy world, that's a very good thing. I love you dad.
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οΈ Dec 14 2018
It's 11:45!
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οΈ Aug 17 2019
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent feat. Nickelback.
EDIT: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up, thanks guys!
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οΈ Jan 21 2020
Got myself stranded today so I rang my wife. She called me an idiot but itβs been 45 minutes and they still havenβt turned up.
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οΈ May 07 2019
Iβm afraid to leave the coordinates 90.0000Β°N, 135.0000Β°W and 90.0000Β°S, 45.0000Β°E.
I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder
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οΈ Aug 30 2019
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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οΈ Apr 30 2021
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickeback
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οΈ Apr 23 2021
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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οΈ Mar 26 2021
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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οΈ Mar 12 2021
What music concert costs only 45 cents?
It's 50 Cent featuring nickleback.
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οΈ Feb 07 2021
"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
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οΈ Dec 05 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
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οΈ Oct 08 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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οΈ Jan 06 2021
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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οΈ Sep 10 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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οΈ Aug 23 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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οΈ Jul 14 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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οΈ Jul 02 2020
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
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οΈ Aug 30 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
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οΈ Jul 16 2020
(Redo)What concert is $0.45?
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
My Spotify playlist is called β$0.45β...
Because it has a 50 cent and a Nickelback.
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οΈ Jun 17 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
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οΈ Jan 14 2018
What concert costs $0.45?
A 50 cent and nickelback concert.
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οΈ Nov 05 2019
What concerts cost 45 cents?
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οΈ Apr 23 2020
What concert cost only 45 cents?
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οΈ Sep 16 2019
What concert costs just 45 cent?
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οΈ Oct 18 2019
What concert cost only 45 cents?
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οΈ Apr 03 2019
What do you call a 45 Cents concert?
50 Cents featuring Nickel back
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οΈ May 08 2019
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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οΈ Jun 13 2019
What concert cost 45Β’
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οΈ Nov 23 2018
What concert only costs 45 cents?
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οΈ Jul 19 2019
what concert is just 45 cents
50 cent featuring nickel back
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οΈ Jul 18 2019
What concert cost just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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οΈ Nov 14 2019
What concert costs 45 cents?
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickelback
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