97 Puns

Those are the years you’re in your prime

Luckily I'm in the other 5%.

They were just a little bit cooler

Wife, "Wow, watches 20% off. That's not a bad deal."

Me, "Ehh, I'd rather they tell the correct time."

She's 97 now and we don't know where in the world she is!

My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.

Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.

We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 =945 !!!!! Ba dum tss!!!

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is

The cashier says "It's $19.97," and my husband responded "I'm pretty sure it's 2014." Groans were had by myself, our son, and the cashier, while my husband cackled gleefully.

Dad: “.. and they say that was the longest match in the history of Tennis.”

Me: “oh wow, how long did it go on for?”

Dad: “97 years.”

🙄

He said, "That will be £725."

"What!" I replied, staggering back. "Do you intend to pocket the remaining £724.97?"

The cashier was baffled. "I don't understand, sir."

"The assistant over there told me it was a 3p suit," I replied.

Luckily I'm in the other 5%.

90 + 91 + 92 + 93 + 94 + 95 + 96 + 97 + 98 + 99 = 945

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the heck he is...

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 = 945