165 Puns

I'm an EMT and I was doing paperwork. My partner walks up to me with the vitals of a patient. BP was done with an automated cuff. Me: What's the blood pressure? Him: 165/95 Me: That's odd, heart rate? Him: 77 Me: Odd, respirations? Him: 16, is that odd too? Me: No, that's even.

I found it hilarious.

After a few months of bulking up, a friend and I are about to begin the cut phase of our workouts and dieting.

Friend: What are you planning on cutting to? 155lbs?

Myself: No way, probably 165, 155 is far too small.

Friend: What was the lowest weight you've ever been at?

Myself: Probably like 160.

Friend: Well that's a big fucking baby.