115 Puns

A list of puns related to "115"

My friend said he was cold, so I said, "go stand in a corner, they're always 90 degrees."

His house is a circle... He's been walking around confused for three hours now, I am getting concerned.

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👤︎ u/NecroNinja31
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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Checking into a Hotel

Just checked in at a hotel and checked in for my dad as well. Texted him to let him know our room numbers.

Me: "Got keys, we're in 115 and 113."

Dad: "Huh. That's odd."

Took me a sec...

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👤︎ u/ddr330
📅︎ Oct 16 2015
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Got my Dad today

Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs

Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."

Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."

My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."

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👤︎ u/dogdare
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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