What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?

A π-thon

not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal

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Why did Karen look for Treebeard?

She wanted to speak with the management of Isengard.

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Checking into a Hotel

Just checked in at a hotel and checked in for my dad as well. Texted him to let him know our room numbers.

Me: "Got keys, we're in 115 and 113."

Dad: "Huh. That's odd."

Took me a sec...

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