I told my kids that "fortnight" was a stupid name for a video game.

It's too weak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yakcall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why do we base our work around 7 days instead of a fortnight?

Because working for a fortnight would make everyone too weak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.

It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graceful_ox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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In case you don’t get it, a Fortnight is 2 weeks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoiBotEXE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Apparently you can't use "fortnight" as a password.

Two week.

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You have a fortnight to make an owl fall in love

Two weeks to woo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightAdz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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I have spotted a genius over in r/dadjokes ! Take a bow u/24two
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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At the start of this year I thought Fortnite was going to be a 2 week thing but no.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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If Fortnite ever gets a sequel, it should be called February
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CeleryHunter143
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My Dad's reaction whenever he's given a cup of tea which is understrength

"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"

(Looks around for approval from the family)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomewhatEnglish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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I’m trying to cut down my fortnite play time as I think I’m gaining an addiction

I tend to play it every couple of weeks now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lsharpe23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I didn’t understand the kids’ fascination with Battle Royal Games

But after a fortnight, I finally did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeButNotMeToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Youthful slang?

My son has not stopped asking me to do a "fortnight dance" for days now, I'm unsure of why he would want me to dance for an entire fortnight so I decided to check this subreddit to see if it's merely a joke commonly used against dads, can anyone help, thanks in advance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICDTAITP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What do you call a defender of a castle who is too weak? (X-post r/Jokes)

A fortnight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akc1999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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My nephew was complaining that the weapon in his sandbox survival video game was "too week"

"Two week?" I said. "Is that why it's called 'Fortnight'?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_mississippi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Every two weeks

So my fiance and I were at a dinner with other people who were also engaged and the topic got around to forts in the living room. We talk about how often there should be a fort in the living room when one of the guys says that they should be put up every two weeks, the fortnight.

All of us future dads busted out laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calibrashuns444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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You can’t use β€œfourteendays” as a password

Because it’s two week

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joszwaylen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I had to change my password.

Apparently "fortnight" was too week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mib_sum1ls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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