It was gross.
My response: "144? That's a gross"
It was gross.
I told him 'Eww, that's gross'.
I was engrossed
Thatβs gross!
But when I got home all the signs were there
βNo, itβs easy as 1,1,2, 3.β
They put me in room 144
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3β4)/7 + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0
Well measured.
>!The expression evaluates true, but it also forms a limmerick when read out loud (click it to read a spoken version).!<
He was asked the value of a dozen dozens, to which he promptly replied "132", instead of 144.
He was fired for gross misrepresentation.
I was watching curious George with the family last night and he was counting stars, 10 stars and 10 rows 100!
Teenage daughter: 11 x 11=122 12 x 12 =144
Me: that's gross
Everyone else in the room: no reaction, nothing, not even a look. I had to explain what was probably my best dad joke ever. FML
144 female sheep.
^^^^^^^^^144
My wife is 8 weeks pregnant with our first (twins, actually). Today we had an ultrasound to check on them before my wife is officially transferred from the fertility specialist to her OB/GYN.
Nurse: Both heartbeats are a healthy 144.
Me: Gross.
Nurse: What?.... Oh. (nervous laugh)
Wife: (facepalm)
Me: (ear-to-ear grin)
Because he killed all 144 characters.
We buy from wholesalers from a specific number: 144. So I said, "I'm beginning to hate the number 144, it's gross"
