Now stop horsing around.
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👤︎ u/elarandra
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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My wife asked if I heard about Disney trying to buy Twitter

"Yeah, if that happens every Disney movie will have to have 140 characters!"

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👤︎ u/tavenger5
📅︎ Sep 27 2016
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Just Dad-joked my coworker, many groans were had.

To preface, we work at a coffee shop. A somewhat picky customer comes up and orders a 16 ounce chai tea latte, with soy milk. My coworker tells me all of this, and that the customer would like the drink at exactly 140°F. I make the drink, and call it out to be picked up: "16 ounce soy milk chai!"

My coworker comes over and says, "Hopefully she likes it, I've had to remake her drink a couple times before." I replied with:

"Well I certainly chai-ed soy hard when I made it."

Eye rolling and groans all around while I grinned ear to ear.

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👤︎ u/Codidly5
📅︎ Sep 27 2016
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Why can't you tweet about Game of Thrones?

Because it has more than 140 characters.

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