But it was too far fetched.
I guess you could say I was quite the Internet Explorer.
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
900 ΚoΙΉps
Man: "How much would you charge for three simple questions?"
Lawyer: "$900"
Man: "Wow that is a lot isn't it?"
Lawyer: "Yes it is, now what is your third question?"
So I'm walking to the break room at work, and for a bit of background, I work in a small factory in a small town of 900. The workforce here has an average age of about 50, me being 20 makes me the youngest person here. Needless to say, I hear dadjokes 24/7, but this one is the best..so far.
I'm walking to the break room and I hear my coworker George call out for me. I stop walking and wait for him to approach. He leans in and says, "How far do you think you would have gotten if I hadn't hollered at you?"
Goddamnit, George.
We were watching TV and this Mercedes ad comes on and says something along the lines of "900 miles between fill-ups" or something outrageous like that. I got the classic grin and said "Huh, I thought Phillip was a more common name than that."
Me: Hey dad, do we have any thousand island dressing left? I don't see it in here.
Dad: Nope, theres only 900 island.
