900 Puns

But it was too far fetched.

I guess you could say I was quite the Internet Explorer.

I guess you could say it was revolutionary.

900 ʍoɹps

Man: "How much would you charge for three simple questions?"

Lawyer: "$900"

Man: "Wow that is a lot isn't it?"

Lawyer: "Yes it is, now what is your third question?"

So I'm walking to the break room at work, and for a bit of background, I work in a small factory in a small town of 900. The workforce here has an average age of about 50, me being 20 makes me the youngest person here. Needless to say, I hear dadjokes 24/7, but this one is the best..so far.

I'm walking to the break room and I hear my coworker George call out for me. I stop walking and wait for him to approach. He leans in and says, "How far do you think you would have gotten if I hadn't hollered at you?"

Goddamnit, George.

We were watching TV and this Mercedes ad comes on and says something along the lines of "900 miles between fill-ups" or something outrageous like that. I got the classic grin and said "Huh, I thought Phillip was a more common name than that."

Me: Hey dad, do we have any thousand island dressing left? I don't see it in here.

Dad: Nope, theres only 900 island.