What do you call a Marine with IQ of 160?

A platoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elver-Galarga7
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago

"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmNotScottBakula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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Friend of mine hit me this morning.

"So did you hear about Titanfall being a 20gb download?"

"Wow, that's quite a bit."

Started to respond before I realized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCoolGuy69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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I've just bought 8 legs of venison for $10

Do you think that's two deer ? my friend got 160 legs for twenty bucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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A friend of mine got me today at the gym.

After a few months of bulking up, a friend and I are about to begin the cut phase of our workouts and dieting.

Friend: What are you planning on cutting to? 155lbs?

Myself: No way, probably 165, 155 is far too small.

Friend: What was the lowest weight you've ever been at?

Myself: Probably like 160.

Friend: Well that's a big fucking baby.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2014
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