Got my uncle a couple nights ago.

So, my family was having dessert, and my grandfather took my uncle's coffee when he (my uncle) left the room, ya know, to make sure it was safe to drink. Well, my uncle comes back, sits down, and wonders where his cup went. He saw it across the room, and then does one of those mime things where he throws an invisible lasso around the cup and "pulls" himself to it. He's pushing 190lbs, and as he got off the couch, still gripping hid lasso, i said "Wow, that's a strong cup of coffee." Him and my grandfather couldn't stop laughing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Not_Stalin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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My cousin was a woman of high-standing.

She stood at 190 centimeters tall.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rigamarolexq
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2018
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