125 Puns

A list of puns related to "125"

I only believe in 12.5% of the bible

I'm an eighth theist

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👤︎ u/touchmybackwalls
📅︎ May 10 2018
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As my dad and I were passing a cemetery ...

He pointed across to it and asked me this:

Dad: How many dead people do you think are out there?

Me ..? 125?

Dad: All of 'em I hope.

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👤︎ u/2rideascooter
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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I asked my Dad to fill out a form for a new birth certificate

He goes to fill out my birth date "5th of the 4th ... 1889!"

Me: What? Wouldn't that make me ... 125?

Dad: You look really good for 125!

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👤︎ u/spambat
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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