Only 90' kids will remember this
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesnβt need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I just saw a 90-year-old guy fight an 80-year-old guy.
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︎ May 07 2021
Old school 90βs Ravers arenβt worried about the gas shortage.
Theyβre used to running on E.
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︎ May 13 2021
Have you heard about the typist from the 90's?
She misspelled millennium and spaced out
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︎ Mar 24 2021
If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
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︎ Sep 12 2020
My roommate keeps telling me why I keep the room at 90Β°
I keep telling him that it's "just right"
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︎ Mar 31 2021
2000βs kids are generation Z and 80βs-90βs kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.
If you have wine from that time is it genuine?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Just got this one from my 90 year old grandma: when does a joke become a dad joke?
... when it is full groan!
(Glad she still has her sense of humor at her age; gives me hope for my future!)
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
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︎ Dec 27 2020
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, βLarry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?β
Larry replies, βGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Heβs fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Iβm done, poof! The light goes off.β
βWow, thatβs incredible,β the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larryβs wife.
βBonnie,β he says, βLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Iβm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when heβs done, poof, the light goes off?β
βOh sweet Jesusβ, exclaims Bonnie. βHeβs peeing in the refrigerator again!β
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration...
and 40% willingness to cheat.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
90 percent of my jokes don't land...
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︎ Sep 24 2020
10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 walked into a bar
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︎ Nov 22 2020
90% of my jokes end with an autoerect
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︎ Sep 05 2020
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...
...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Accordion to a recent study, 90% of people didnβt realize
I put an instrument at the start of this sentence.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
I always liked those spice girls back in the 90s. What were their names again?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
My girlfriend and I just realised weβre into the same 90βs pop bands
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︎ Jun 22 2020
90s themed party
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Only 90s kids will remember
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︎ May 03 2019
If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless.
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︎ Jul 27 2017
i was piloting a drone and had it going east. so i turned it 90Β°...
it all went south from there!
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Radish means slightly Awesome in 90βs vernacular
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Whatβs a β90s computerβs favorite kind of Japanese food?
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Back in the 90s, i spent time on the set of Baywatch messing with a character named Mitch Buchannon. I got pulled off the set and arrested the same night.
Turns out it's illegal to Hasslehoff.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
My wife asked me to introduce our kids to the 90s rock I grew up on.
I told her sure but some of it is Garbage.
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︎ Aug 17 2019
If you are cold, stand in a corner. They are usually 90Β°
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︎ Sep 22 2019
The 90s summed up.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Iβm afraid to leave the coordinates 90.0000Β°N, 135.0000Β°W and 90.0000Β°S, 45.0000Β°E.
I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.
Looks like I finally did something right.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
What did Pac-Man use to listen to music in the 90s?
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︎ Nov 29 2019
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today... She wrote it on a sticky note
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︎ Jul 13 2019
My friend said he was cold, so I said, "go stand in a corner, they're always 90 degrees."
His house is a circle... He's been walking around confused for three hours now, I am getting concerned.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
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