6 Hilarious 110 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I went to buy some bees from a beekeeper, I asked him for 100 bees and he counted out 110. I said "No, no that's too many" He replied...

"Dont worry, those are freebees"

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👤︎ u/StonleyLoner319

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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At job interviews, tell them you're willing to give 110%

Unless the job is a statistician.

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👤︎ u/johnnydarko-

📅︎ Oct 12 2018

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At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.

“Nervous?” asked the interviewer.

“No. I always give 110%”.

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👤︎ u/Sunyyan

📅︎ Mar 10 2020

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Will Smith do so?

Will Smith's property (150 acres) is larger than Vatican City (110 acres). Therefore, if he were to do so, it would not be the smallest country.

That day would be known as independence day.

The country would be a Fresh Principality.

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👤︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi

📅︎ Mar 28 2020

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I went to a job interview and filled my cup up with water until it overflowed

My interviewer said, “Woah there, are you nervous” I cooly replied, “I’m not nervous, I just always give 110 percent.”

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👤︎ u/Skimboorder

📅︎ Jun 30 2018

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If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,

Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!

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👤︎ u/randomcrap1234

📅︎ Sep 20 2017

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