240 Puns

Cause 1 more would be 240 (read in an Irish accent, sounds like too farty)

There would be a mass confusion

239, one more and you’d be too farty

Credit: u/theboomerman and where ever he got it from

My son was opening a can of beans.

"You know", I said, "they can only put 239 beans in a can".

"Why?"

"They don't want to make it too farty (240)!"

I was having dinner with a friend's family. Her grandmother starts telling us about her secret to cooking digestible beans. She says the secret is to boil them with a little baking soda to release excess gas.

Her dad is listening and perks up when she says this. "you know her real secret right? She only cooks 239 beans at a time"

We all look at him puzzled, grandma included.

"Well if she cooked one more they would be too farty!" (240)

Because if there was one more it would be 240 (Too farty)