280 Puns

A list of puns related to "280"

I was going to the moon on vacation and I read it gets to -280 degrees at night,

I might need a space heater.

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👤︎ u/cI0ks
📅︎ May 14 2021
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Why did Twitter go to 280 characters?

Because 288 would have been two gross!

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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Got my roommate this morning

Me, checking the mail: Great, another credit card ad from Southwest.

Roommate: You should get a Southwest card, you'd be surprised how far those miles go.

Me: Yeah, 5,280 feet.

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👤︎ u/SakuraSan
📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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