San Puns

I told him four wheels, a seat and an engine

“Get out of here” the bartender says, “We don’t serve your type!”

My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”

Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

Before they can order a drink the bartender yells

"Get out, we don't serve your type here!"

When the city comes to, God is standing over it.

"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.

San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."

Alamo'd

Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🤠

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

No, and my name is not José.

I’m very font of it.

I'm Hispanic buying

Fortunately, we talked it over and agreed that I would paint over it, and the day ended sans sheriff.

...but can't seem to find it.

He was a good Padre

A bay-gull.

I have always wanted to be generous to a fault.

then you're just talking nonsans.

Bay-to-Ray Bill

Literally

Sans Underpail

A guy was walking down the beach, eating a frozen waffle, and he dropped it.

It had its faults.

It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

I now realize it was Rice-Erroneous.

Well, it was a new Sans.

They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.

I was not really font of it. . . . . . I am sorry, this is a terrible joke, but I cannot stop laughing.

Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?

Especially curry.

The bartender says “sorry we don’t serve your type here”

She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?”

Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

She said, “ What are you going to do when you finally see it?”

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

Her: What would you do when we see it?

Me: Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.

Her: What are you going to do when we see it?

Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

Sans Underpail

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

A bagel