San Francisco Puns

My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”

Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

When the city comes to, God is standing over it.

"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.

San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

...but can't seem to find it.

A bay-gull.

Bay-to-Ray Bill

It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.

I now realize it was Rice-Erroneous.

We had finished walking the Golden Gate Bridge and were in our car. I took off my shoes and noticed that my socks had holes in them.

"I didn't know you had religious socks," he said to me.

"What?" I replied.

"You know, because they're holy."

She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?”

Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

Her: What would you do when we see it?

Me: Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.

She said, “ What are you going to do when you finally see it?”

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

Her: What are you going to do when we see it?

Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

A bagel