A list of puns related to "Financial District, San Francisco"
predictable, as it was led by only a semi-conductor
My wife said, βWhat are you going to do when you finally see it?β
Me: Iβll cross that bridge when I get there.
When the city comes to, God is standing over it.
"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.
San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."
Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
...but can't seem to find it.
A bay-gull.
Bay-to-Ray Bill
It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.
I now realize it was Rice-Erroneous.
We had finished walking the Golden Gate Bridge and were in our car. I took off my shoes and noticed that my socks had holes in them.
"I didn't know you had religious socks," he said to me.
"What?" I replied.
"You know, because they're holy."
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Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco
6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas
9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles
The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight
My great uncle just passed on Sunday. The family had known for a few days it was near the end. His family gathered around him on his death bed, with some flying in from other states to say their goodbyes.
"Dad," says his daughter, "[Grandson] flew in from San Francisco just to see you."
My great uncle woke up for moment and said, "Boy, his arms must be tired."
Those were his last words.
It's Sans Francisco.
He left his chart in San Francisco.
While my dad (Frank) was planning a trip to America he said "When I'm in America, they'll change San Francisco to San Frankcisco!"
I looked up and responded with "Yeah, I heard after some Scandinavian guy visited New York it was changed to New BjΓΆrk"
Looks of disapproval all around. I did it.
Edit: Punctuation
At a wedding reception where the chocolates on the table were in nice looking package.
While watching a baseball game:
In regards to meatloaf my mother made:
While eating at relatives' house:
In regards to an inappropriately shaped child's toy:
When my brother and I were screwing around instead of helping in the garage:
After listening to a 3 minute voice mail from my mother:
So when I was a kid, my family and I were in San Francisco on a ferry to visit Alcatraz. We noticed an interesting Seagull that was hovering over our boat with no feet!
Me: Wow look at that seagull, it has no feet! Wonder what happened...
Dad: He must have been defeated...
Groan.
Walking around San Francisco today, we see some yellow caution tape blowing around and she says "Well, someone threw caution to the wind..... "
My dad, myself and a friend were discussing an aquarium/zoo with a number of exotic varieties.
Friend: "Yeah, they have Albino gators, and a golden gator there."
Dad: "Surely the Golden Gators are in San Francisco?"
An elderly woman is pushing a cart up the middle of the road in downtown San Francisco (not uncommon). The driver carefully, but easily, avoids her. I comment she's really staked a claim to the road. He replied "she's grandmothered in."
She asked me, βWhat are you going to do when you see it?β
I said, βLetβs cross that bridge when we get there.β
She asked me, βWhat are you going to do when we see it?β
Me: Weβll cross that bridge when we get there.
Her: What would you do when we see it?
Me: Letβs cross that bridge when we get there.
She said, β What are you going to do when you finally see it?β
I said, βLetβs cross that bridge when we get there.β
Her: What are you going to do when we see it?
Me: Weβll cross that bridge when we get there.
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