A fella from Alaska moved to San Diego and asked how he'd summerize his car

I told him four wheels, a seat and an engine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_boris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Helvetica and Comic Sans walk into a bar.

β€œGet out of here” the bartender says, β€œWe don’t serve your type!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Times New Roman, Arial, and Sans Serif walk into a bar

Before they can order a drink the bartender yells

"Get out, we don't serve your type here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Next month, I’m going to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in San Francisco in person.

My wife said, β€œWhat are you going to do when you finally see it?”

Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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San Francisco gets knocked unconscious in an earthquake

When the city comes to, God is standing over it.

"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.

San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theqoflife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How do people in San Antonio like their pie? /r/texas/comments/iri4xb/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/carper5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How do people in San Antonio, Texas like their pie?

Alamo'd

Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brydaro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now I’m

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Do You Know The Way to San JosΓ©?

No, and my name is not JosΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1st10Amendments
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I really like the way Comic Sans looks.

I’m very font of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/npolakiewicz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,

I'm Hispanic buying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenny8138
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What is everyone in San Francisco eating during COVID-19 quarantine?

Rice-a-rona

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I was almost arrested for spray painting a grocery store with my best comic sans.

Fortunately, we talked it over and agreed that I would paint over it, and the day ended sans sheriff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Fun Fact: Papyrus and Sans hate blizzards. They always get... SNOWDIN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCCreeper844
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I'm in San Francisco visiting a friend. We're looking for Hyde Park...

...but can't seem to find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikeru
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My father was born in Mexico and played baseball in San Diego...

He was a good Padre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Look. It's Sans the Skeleton. How can I not do this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asgore45
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a seagull from San Francisco?

A bay-gull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/storkthe1st
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Elon San tweeted this
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Look. It's Sans the Skeleton. How can I not do this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asgore45
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I once threw a quarter into the San Andreas...

I have always wanted to be generous to a fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleanandclever
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What Marvel character grew up in San Francisco but ended up playing baseball in Tampa?

Bay-to-Ray Bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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If you think that Comic Sans is not the best font ever

then you're just talking nonsans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matharooudemy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Hey look it's San Diego imgur.com/Pnia6qb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoistCrayon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Sans does the Ice Bucket Challenge

Sans Underpail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanillaHysteria
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Comic Sans isn't funny

Literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rotat0r710
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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How did San Diego get it’s name?

A guy was walking down the beach, eating a frozen waffle, and he dropped it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w33dchild
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I saw the film San Andreas.

It had its faults.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozmozez
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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Camion nii-san
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyNeko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.

It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I thought "The San Francisco Treat" was still made in San Francisco...

I now realize it was Rice-Erroneous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What did the font Comic Sans think about suddenly having competition?

Well, it was a new Sans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Did you hear about the teens who broke into the San Diego Zoo and attacked a large sea cow?

They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcthe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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I was forced to drink comic sans once.

I was not really font of it. . . . . . I am sorry, this is a terrible joke, but I cannot stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZackVixACD
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Best alias I've ever heard was in the Unicycle Football League in San Marcos TX: Don Quishowte

Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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The San Antonio Spurs do not like Indian food.

Especially curry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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Comic sans walks into a Helvetica bar.

The bartender says β€œsorry we don’t serve your type here”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfy621
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, β€œWhat are you going to do when you see it?”

I said, β€œLet’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, β€œWhat are you going to do when we see it?”

Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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My wife and I are going on a trip to San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.

She said, β€œ What are you going to do when you finally see it?”

I said, β€œLet’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.

Her: What would you do when we see it?

Me: Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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My wife and I are finally going to visit San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person.

Her: What are you going to do when we see it?

Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Sans does the Ice Bucket Challenge

Sans Underpail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanillaHysteria
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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What do you call a seagull that hangs out in San Francisco?

A bagel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4licks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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