Comic sans walks into a bar
The bartender says, βwe donβt serve your typeβ
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οΈ May 05 2021
Comic Sans implies the existence of
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οΈ May 10 2021
Why does everyone blame San Andreas?
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οΈ May 08 2021
What did Times New Roman say about Comic Sans?
Yeah, he's funny, but he's just not my type.
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οΈ Mar 16 2021
San Diego
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
Next month, Iβm going to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in San Francisco in person.
My wife said, βWhat are you going to do when you finally see it?β
Me: Iβll cross that bridge when I get there.
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οΈ Jul 10 2020
A fella from Alaska moved to San Diego and asked how he'd summerize his car
I told him four wheels, a seat and an engine
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
How do people in San Antonio, Texas like their pie?
Alamo'd
Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.π€
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
San Francisco gets knocked unconscious in an earthquake
When the city comes to, God is standing over it.
"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.
San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now Iβm
Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
Do You Know The Way to San JosΓ©?
No, and my name is not JosΓ©.
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οΈ Apr 18 2020
I really like the way Comic Sans looks.
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οΈ Jan 03 2020
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
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οΈ Apr 07 2020
What is everyone in San Francisco eating during COVID-19 quarantine?
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οΈ Apr 12 2020
I was almost arrested for spray painting a grocery store with my best comic sans.
Fortunately, we talked it over and agreed that I would paint over it, and the day ended sans sheriff.
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οΈ Feb 04 2020
Fun Fact: Papyrus and Sans hate blizzards. They always get... SNOWDIN.
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οΈ Aug 01 2019
I'm in San Francisco visiting a friend. We're looking for Hyde Park...
...but can't seem to find it.
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οΈ May 30 2019
Look. It's Sans the Skeleton. How can I not do this?
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οΈ May 16 2019
Elon San tweeted this
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οΈ May 25 2019
My father was born in Mexico and played baseball in San Diego...
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οΈ Oct 29 2019
Look. It's Sans the Skeleton. How can I not do this?
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οΈ May 16 2019
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οΈ Jun 17 2016
I once threw a quarter into the San Andreas...
I have always wanted to be generous to a fault.
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οΈ Oct 30 2018
What do you call a seagull from San Francisco?
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οΈ Oct 30 2019
If you think that Comic Sans is not the best font ever
then you're just talking nonsans.
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οΈ Mar 23 2018
Sans does the Ice Bucket Challenge
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οΈ Feb 22 2019
What Marvel character grew up in San Francisco but ended up playing baseball in Tampa?
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οΈ Jul 09 2019
I saw the film San Andreas.
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οΈ May 29 2015
How did San Diego get itβs name?
A guy was walking down the beach, eating a frozen waffle, and he dropped it.
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οΈ Sep 14 2018
Camion nii-san
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οΈ Jan 18 2018
It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.
It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.
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οΈ Feb 08 2018
Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.
Itβs also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
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οΈ Jun 12 2018
I thought "The San Francisco Treat" was still made in San Francisco...
I now realize it was Rice-Erroneous.
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οΈ Oct 16 2018
What did the font Comic Sans think about suddenly having competition?
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οΈ Oct 01 2018
Did you hear about the teens who broke into the San Diego Zoo and attacked a large sea cow?
They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.
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οΈ Dec 29 2016
Comic Sans walks into a bar
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here"
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οΈ Apr 13 2021
Helvetica and Comic Sans walk into a bar.
βGet out of hereβ the bartender says, βWe donβt serve your type!β
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.
She asked me, βWhat are you going to do when you see it?β
I said, βLetβs cross that bridge when we get there.β
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οΈ Dec 20 2018
Comic sans walks into a Helvetica bar.
The bartender says βsorry we donβt serve your type hereβ
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
Iβm so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person.
She asked me, βWhat are you going to do when we see it?β
Me: Weβll cross that bridge when we get there.
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οΈ Sep 16 2018
My wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.
Her: What would you do when we see it?
Me: Letβs cross that bridge when we get there.
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οΈ Nov 15 2018
My wife and I are going on a trip to San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.
She said, β What are you going to do when you finally see it?β
I said, βLetβs cross that bridge when we get there.β
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οΈ Jul 13 2019
Comic Sans isn't funny
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οΈ Dec 11 2018
My wife and I are finally going to visit San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person.
Her: What are you going to do when we see it?
Me: Weβll cross that bridge when we get there.
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οΈ Oct 18 2018
If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...
You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.
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οΈ Nov 10 2014
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