All step dads are faux pas
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If you take this wrongly, is it a faux pas?
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Does telling dad jokes and not having any kids make me a faux pas?
wearing a fursuit is a social faux paw
I wanted to wear my fursuit to the fancy dress party, but I was told it was a fashion faux paw.
Sometimes when I need a 4x4 but I don't have any, I just make a faux x 4
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrick’s day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
All my hispanic friends love it when I say “mucho.”
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
If a Dog Has a Prosthetic Foot,
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
What do you call a Mom who tells Dad jokes?
This fibonocci joke will really make you groan.
It's as bad as the last two jokes you heard Combined.
(My son just told me this one 💪)
E: I misspelled "Fibonacci" in title🤦
People reprimanded me for telling dad jokes without having children,
I apologized, it was Faux pa
I saw a picture of a dog that had four prosthetic legs.
Dad birthdays are always improper...
All the gifts are addressed “Faux Pas”
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
My French uncle Francois was a TERRIBLE father.
My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...
He's a got a faux pas now
My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?
I dont usually tell dad jokes, but when I do.
I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.
Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.
What was everyone saying about the photographer who got the prosthetic foot?
They got some new faux-toes
People ask why I make dad jokes despite not having any kids of my own.
The truth is, it's genetic. I actually come from a long line of dads spanning many generations.
My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.
I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.
Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?
Or would that be a faux pa?
He clicked a lot of pictures but his pictures never came? Why?
Because he was a faux tographer.
What do you call fake noodles
I would tell dad jokes but I'm not a dad I'm a faux pa
Telling Dad jokes when you don't have children is a faux pa
I make dad jokes and I don't have any kids, so I guess that makes me a faux pa.
I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids.
I am not a dad, so I can’t tell dad jokes
To do so would be a faux pa...
What do you call a Mom who tells Dad jokes?
Never tell a Dad Joke if you're not a Dad
It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad
I made a dad joke, and I'm not a dad
Does this make me a faux pa?
If you tell a dad joke without being a father...
Would that be considered a faux Pa?
PSA: It is inappropriate to make dad jokes if you’re not a dad.
If you tell dad jokes but have no kids...
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.
What do you call a person who makes dad jokes but has no kids?
[Serious] I like to tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.
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