All step dads are faux pas
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If you take this wrongly, is it a faux pas?
Does telling dad jokes and not having any kids make me a faux pas?
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
wearing a fursuit is a social faux paw
I wanted to wear my fursuit to the fancy dress party, but I was told it was a fashion faux paw.
Sometimes when I need a 4x4 but I don't have any, I just make a faux x 4
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
All my hispanic friends love it when I say “mucho.”
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
This fibonocci joke will really make you groan.
It's as bad as the last two jokes you heard Combined.
(My son just told me this one 💪)
E: I misspelled "Fibonacci" in title🤦
Some people think it's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad.
My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...
He's a got a faux pas now
I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.
Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.
What was everyone saying about the photographer who got the prosthetic foot?
They got some new faux-toes
My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.
I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.
My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?
If you tell a dad joke without being a father...
Would that be considered a faux Pa?
He clicked a lot of pictures but his pictures never came? Why?
Because he was a faux tographer.
I dont usually tell dad jokes, but when I do.
People ask why I make dad jokes despite not having any kids of my own.
The truth is, it's genetic. I actually come from a long line of dads spanning many generations.
I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?
Or would that be a faux pa?
TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:
"The earliest example of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
What do you call fake noodles
Which animals are the easiest to embarass?
From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.
He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.
If you're not a father but tell a dad joke...
Are you a faux pas?
(My 12 year old daughter came up with that!)
I would tell dad jokes but I'm not a dad I'm a faux pa
Telling Dad jokes when you don't have children is a faux pa
I make dad jokes and I don't have any kids, so I guess that makes me a faux pa.
I am not a dad, so I can’t tell dad jokes
To do so would be a faux pa...
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
If you tell dad jokes but have no kids...
It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad
I made a dad joke, and I'm not a dad
Does this make me a faux pa?
PSA: It is inappropriate to make dad jokes if you’re not a dad.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.
What do you call a person who makes dad jokes but has no kids?
If you tell a dad joke without having any kids
[Serious] I like to tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.
I am not really a Dad......
So, I guess my Dad jokes are faux pa.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
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