I saw a picture of a Labrador with an iPhone up to it's ear.
Now that's doggone phoney.
Someone just told me a fear or reluctance to make or take a phone call is called Telephonophobia.
And I was like “that sounds phoney!”
Pony Piano
A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
Wife lost her phone, I told her, "Go to the place where you're the most fake..."
"That's where you'll find your phoney"
Working construction right now, just came up with this
How do you know if the guy who remodeled your bathroom is a phoney?
He's a skilled counter-fitter.
