My friend who is a snake charmer is marrying an undertaker.

I bought them some 'Hiss and Hearse' towels as a wedding gift.

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Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?

Because he was Asp-hider

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A snake charmer was bitten on the lips

He didn't know his asp from his oboe.

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