My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Fruit romance

Honey dew you love me?

I love you berry much

I think we are a good pear.

Ohh berry sweet! Grape puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daunfifi123c456b
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A Russian named Rudolph was telling his wife about the lovely winter rain.

"No, honey, that is snow."

"My sweet, that is a wonderful rain," he said.

"You are not smart. That is snow!" she exclaimed.

He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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