Honey So Sweet Puns

there was a girl already inside who greeted him with a bright,"t-g-i-f" He smiled at her and replied, "s-h-i-t" She looked puzzled, and repeated, "t-g-i-f". More slowly he answered, "s-h-i-t" The girl was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "t-g-i-f" The man smiled back to her and once again "s-h-i-t". The exasperated girl decided to explain what "t-g-i-f" means "thank goodness it`s friday", get it duuhhh?

The man answered "s-h-i-t" means "sorry honey it`s thursday."