What did the hypocrite say?
Don't be a hypocrite.
Why are Apple stores hypocritical?
Because to construct them, you need to install windows
My Dad is so hypocritical.
Every time I show him a picture of a hippo, he tells me what's wrong with it.
If you're a doctor who doesn't follow privacy laws...
...does that make you a HIPAAcrite?
Why do doctors smoke and do drugs?
They take the Hypocritical Oath
