How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Dear Santa ...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santaβs workshop?
Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why don't trees get Christmas presents from Santa?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What so you call Santa without a GPS?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
The Kennedy Space Santa.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why is Santaβs sack so big?
.....because he only comes once per year.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
How does Santa keep his library organized?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why doesnβt Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
Theyβre technically Elf employed
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why doesnβt Santa have kids
He only comes once a year
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Where does Santa hang his clothes?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why Did Santa Catch Herpes?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Where does Santa keep his coat?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What is Santaβs favourite number?
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Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:
βSanta: youβve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?β
Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: βA B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zβ
βWell Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?β
βAnd I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!β
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Apparently, Santa has epilepsy....
He seizures when youβre sleeping.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What is Santaβs religion?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What happened when Santa didn't pay to park his sleigh?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Santa's wife, wearing a skimpy outfit : How do I look?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why doesnβt Santa wear any underwear?
...because heβs Saint Knicker-less!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Did you hear Santa got really sick from going down the chimney?
Yeah, they think he caught the flue.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Santa Claus announced that heβs giving everyone the same gardening tool for Christmas.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
Looks like reindeer.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?
Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why donβt you want to fight Santa?
Because he has a βblack beltβ
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I punched Santa in the face
He called my daughter a "ho". 3 times!!!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What do you call a kid that doesnβt believe in Santa Claus?
So what do you call a kid that doesnβt believe in Santa Claus?
A rebel without a Claus (insert all the groans here)
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why Santa tell Mrs. Claus to carry an umbrella?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
How did the Easter Bunny end up in Santa's sleigh?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Whatβs the difference between a knight and Santaβs reindeer?
One slays the dragon, and the otherβs dragginβ the sleigh.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Santaβs helpers favorite singer.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Where does Santa keep his money?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Why doesn't Santa Claus have to worry about catching COVID-19?
Because he has Santa-bodies.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Do you know why Santa and eight reindeer couldnβt open his vehicle?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I heard that Santaβs workers donβt like to share their toys.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why do people call me Santa?
Cuz I get all the ho ho hos!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What do you call Santaβs motorcycle brand?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. Itβs on the house!
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︎ Dec 10 2020
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, itβs on the house
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︎ Dec 24 2020
How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh
Nothing! Itβs on the house!
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What's Santa's favourite metal band?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why does Mrs. Claus hate Santa?
He has too many ho ho hos
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︎ Dec 23 2020
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing, itβs on the house!
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︎ Dec 24 2020
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, itβs on the house.
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