How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it's on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svncactus117
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What happened when Santa didn't pay to park his sleigh?

It got mistletowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danyodaddyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?

Nothing ... it’s on the house.

(Ho Ho Ho)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stompya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How did the Easter Bunny end up in Santa's sleigh?

It was hoppenstance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguynamedbry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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How much does it cost to ride Santa’s sleigh?

About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0wser_304
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What happens if you shoot down Santa's sleigh?

It starts to rain deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_jiujitsu_kid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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My mom asked my dad, β€œWhy is Santa’s Sleigh equipped with an umbrella?”

My dad replied, β€œBecause of the rain dear”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HookedOnPhoenix_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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The lights on my roof damaged Santa's sleigh last night. I was really worried he'd demand I pay for the damages.

But I don't owe anything; it was on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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No matter what music Santa listens to. It all sleighs him.

Told this to my daughter. She then squirts me with a squirt gun we use to keep the dogs from barking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing. It’s on the house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatal_fame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh

Nothing! It’s on the house!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherfinger420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing. It’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spartansshadow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

nothing, its on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing.

It’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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How much does Santa Claus charge to park his sleigh?

Nothing. It’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtxdx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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How much does it cost to park Santa’s sleigh?

Nothing. It’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laniakea05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing.

It’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codiath420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing- It was on the house!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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How much does it cost to use Santa’s sleigh?

9 bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rarehighfives
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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How much did Santa's sleigh cost?

None, it was on the house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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How much did Santa's sleigh cost him?

Nothing... it's on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomebra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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How much does santa's sleigh cost?

Nothing! It's on the house

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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How much did Santa Claus pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2016
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How much did Santa's sleigh cost?

Free. It's on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryne661
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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How much does Santa's sleigh cost?

Nothing. It's "on the house!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rick_from_C137
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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