And then someone commented "They must've thought you were a-Dora-ble.
Feliz Navi Dad Joke!
Santa forward.
It's called the Santa Clause
It’s a wreath of Franklin
Fleece Navy Dad
Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.
A ho ho ho ho
With a hoe hoe hoe.
The elf-abet
For lease navy dad
Feliz naviDAD
He's always on the Nautilus-t
Can't Applause
(credit to my 6th Grade student CC)
His wife just rolled her eyes when I mentioned it.
I asked him to hang it up on my wall for me. He refused to use a stud finder. He said they always go off whenever he holds them.
http://i.imgur.com/VtVTx3w.jpg
They get to the register, and comes the time that he's gotta use his debit card.
Clerk: You can swipe it now.
Father: Well, I thought I'd just pay for it.
MIL: G, your owl hat is so pretty. You know who else loves owls? Cousin B!
FIL: Who?
MIL: B.
FIL: Who?
Everyone: B.
FIL: Who?
