Papa Puns

All the leaves are brown

Papa Roach: “Suffocation. No breathing.”

A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.

Papa, "What colour is it?"

3 yr old, "Blue."

Papa, "Where did you see it last?"

3 yr old: "In my hand."

Endless entertainment!

Edit: formatting

must be making some dough..

Nahi Khaa lun, chalo ghar.

.....this joke is ruff :(

Ketchup!

Because he didn't want to banana

Now he's a pizza history

Comforter.

They both got meringue on 'em.

Cause I'm gonna papa balloon.

We’re going to have a B.B.

A swallow.

So my mom brought up that she's been seeing Papa John's commercials for their garlic knots, and how they now have cinnamon knots too. I said we should try them next time we have pizza, when dad hit us with this: "Let's get knotty!!" I haven't laughed that hard at the dining table in a very long time.

Tulane University

M-Y-N-A-M-E-I-N-G-R-E-E-K

Son gives me a hurt look and I can't stop laughing. Wife just rolls her eyes at me.

Me: Papa, I'm hungry. Papa: Hi hungry, I'm Joe. Me: -facepalm-

What happens when a window laughs too hard?

It cracks itself up!

We’re going to have a B.B.