Ah finally. Da Queen
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DefNotInTheOven
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After eating da ship, da sea monster said, Me can’t believe Me ate da hull fing.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
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Das a title
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drsmiley72
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Avocado Da Vinci says:
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/paradoxtream
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Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
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To that guy all I have to say is Yo-da Man!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2019
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leonardo da pinchi
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/typoeman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2020
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He's on da nerve
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/samyaksoni
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum,

I think he would have Louvred it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JAWICA2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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La-da-da-da La-da-da-da Hellmo's World!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KindOfAnnoying854
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Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo got into a fight..

It ended with a draw

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pickle_mateo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2020
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What's da matta?

Me: I got your backpack ready, did you grab some da matta?

Daughter: what's da matta?

Me: nothing, what's the matter with you?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justcurious-serious
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"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.

And an argument in the Middle East.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2019
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Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2019
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Panda2377
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2019
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Los in da Sauce
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bichir567
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I met a Russian nurse, she was employee of the month, I asked if she'd won anything. She said Da, award

I proceeded to walk into the door of the ward she'd won

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2019
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Did you hear they're doing a Das Boot..

...reboot?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wellgoshgollygeez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2019
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By Le-bone-ardo da Vinci
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/finntastic01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2018
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If Leonardo da Vinci we’re alive today, the Mona Lisa would have been called β€˜IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.’
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeetyboi8787
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What do you call an animal doctor in Da Nang?

A Vietnam vet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aujnaj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2019
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Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das...

And das not good.

All credit for this joke goes to /u/Xiphers's Mom. I tried cross posting it here to give full credit to OP, but this sub only allows text posts. Here's the original post: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bxeoqo/my_mom_has_a_board_with_attachable_letters_and/?ref=share&ref_source=link

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RemarkableRyan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2019
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When watching Das Boot

Make sure to use subtitles

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stjernepus
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U-gan-da
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dieyoupigfucker
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I learned something inspirational today. You should always try to be happy. Because β€œsad” spelled backwards is β€œdas”.

And.....das not good.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2018
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Magician, at the end of his trick: Ta Da!

Statistician, at the start of his project: Da Ta!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2017
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My das just dropped this one on me

"There's going to be an eclipse in August. Don't look at it with a naked eye. Make sure you're wearing clothes...."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TeapotsandSunglasses
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Da feet

Colleague: 'okay, I'm admitting defeat'

Me: 'who's feet?'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGodThatFail3d
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Da

Da

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TiK40
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