I think he would have Louvred it
It ended with a draw
Me: I got your backpack ready, did you grab some da matta?
Daughter: what's da matta?
Me: nothing, what's the matter with you?
And an argument in the Middle East.
I proceeded to walk into the door of the ward she'd won
...reboot?
A Vietnam vet.
And das not good.
All credit for this joke goes to /u/Xiphers's Mom. I tried cross posting it here to give full credit to OP, but this sub only allows text posts. Here's the original post: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bxeoqo/my_mom_has_a_board_with_attachable_letters_and/?ref=share&ref_source=link
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And.....das not good.
Statistician, at the start of his project: Da Ta!!
"There's going to be an eclipse in August. Don't look at it with a naked eye. Make sure you're wearing clothes...."
Colleague: 'okay, I'm admitting defeat'
Me: 'who's feet?'
