Avocado Da Vinci says:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paradoxtream
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Das a title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drsmiley72
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Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum,

I think he would have Louvred it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWICA2
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leonardo da pinchi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/typoeman
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To that guy all I have to say is Yo-da Man!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
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La-da-da-da La-da-da-da Hellmo's World!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KindOfAnnoying854
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He's on da nerve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyaksoni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo got into a fight..

It ended with a draw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickle_mateo
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What's da matta?

Me: I got your backpack ready, did you grab some da matta?

Daughter: what's da matta?

Me: nothing, what's the matter with you?

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"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.

And an argument in the Middle East.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
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Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgeekwastaken
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panda2377
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Los in da Sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bichir567
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Did you hear they're doing a Das Boot..

...reboot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellgoshgollygeez
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By Le-bone-ardo da Vinci
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πŸ‘€︎ u/finntastic01
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If Leonardo da Vinci we’re alive today, the Mona Lisa would have been called β€˜IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetyboi8787
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What do you call an animal doctor in Da Nang?

A Vietnam vet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aujnaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das...

And das not good.

All credit for this joke goes to /u/Xiphers's Mom. I tried cross posting it here to give full credit to OP, but this sub only allows text posts. Here's the original post: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bxeoqo/my_mom_has_a_board_with_attachable_letters_and/?ref=share&ref_source=link

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemarkableRyan
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[German] Wenn ist das NunstΓΌck git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpororJustinian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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When watching Das Boot

Make sure to use subtitles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stjernepus
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U-gan-da
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Lazy
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I learned something inspirational today. You should always try to be happy. Because β€œsad” spelled backwards is β€œdas”.

And.....das not good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Magician, at the end of his trick: Ta Da!

Statistician, at the start of his project: Da Ta!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My das just dropped this one on me

"There's going to be an eclipse in August. Don't look at it with a naked eye. Make sure you're wearing clothes...."

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Da feet

Colleague: 'okay, I'm admitting defeat'

Me: 'who's feet?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGodThatFail3d
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Da

Da

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