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A list of puns related to "Yeah"

Yeah right SURE
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👤︎ u/nis_sama
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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Yeah
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👤︎ u/Solilupus
📅︎ May 16 2021
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Yeah very apparent
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👤︎ u/nis_sama
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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I asked my daughter if she had taken a bath yet and sarcastically she says yeah, so I tell her to take another one.

Her attitude stinks.

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👤︎ u/WeComeFromTheDust
📅︎ May 20 2021
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Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?

Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.

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👤︎ u/GladCricket
📅︎ May 03 2021
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Hell yeah
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👤︎ u/annasassin007
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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Dude 1: Hey bro Dude 2: Yeah bro? Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: Brochure

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👤︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Two guys at a bar order drinks. The first says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "Yeah, I'll have some H2O too."

The second guy died.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
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👤︎ u/BedHeadBread
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Yeah baby
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👤︎ u/LeonardoDickaprioo
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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I want to push you around, yeah I will. I want to push you down, yeah I will. I want to take you for granite, yeah yeah yeah...

Rob Thomas volunteers to help the wheel chair bound elderly remodel their kitchen.

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👤︎ u/_LumberZack_
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Called my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, could you please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?" She answered, "Yeah..."

"But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Yeah he doesn't wanna miss it
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👤︎ u/Swashbuckler7
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Did you have a good Christmas? Yeah how
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👤︎ u/Stvreps
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Yeah, I work out. I do one sit-up every day.

When I get up in the morning, that’s half. When I lie back down at night, that’s the other half.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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Yeah i like this book
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👤︎ u/Flipcoyote14774
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Yeah he can
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👤︎ u/sriramempire
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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yeah, big time dad
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👤︎ u/Banoooooooo
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"

"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"

"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"

"I've got... Bread"

"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"

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👤︎ u/mysevenyearitch
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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Shell yeah
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👤︎ u/Extrahub
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Yeah, you’ve heard of bad dad jokes.

But be glad you haven’t heard of grandpuns.

First time, don’t bully me

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👤︎ u/Gamer_Cuber358
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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hell yeah
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👤︎ u/angstyslut
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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Yeah it very suck for the cow
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👤︎ u/KMSyahid123
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Yeah i know i suck...
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👤︎ u/DontFear_Respect
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Yeah, it does look like you see the dent-ist.
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👤︎ u/BatterseaPS
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"

It's because it's MY pinky.

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👤︎ u/Sthymia20
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Yeah this is big brain time
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👤︎ u/TheHyperthetical
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Yeah, a little too hot
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👤︎ u/TheWildNazis
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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My friend texted me saying he jumped off a tower, I said yeah right...

He says ‘I’m dead serious!’

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👤︎ u/OttoTheGeezer
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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yeah escalated
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👤︎ u/taurenscum
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
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👤︎ u/mujtabaabdullah225
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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Yeah… i know where the door is……
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👤︎ u/orginalfluffigtroev
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Yeah buoy
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👤︎ u/Fishy1233
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Dr: do you smoke? Dad: yeah dr: cigarettes, Marijuana?

Mostly brisket and pork.

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👤︎ u/Eastern-Medium
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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Oh yeah.. !
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👤︎ u/edwardshirohige
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Yeah thank you
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👤︎ u/albanianbitchee
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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Yeah he did.
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👤︎ u/zack-xee
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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This is the Rythm of the night!! The night!!! Oh yeah!!!
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👤︎ u/Fry_The_High
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Yeah... Of course he can...
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👤︎ u/Roee241
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."

It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"

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👤︎ u/Sunstoned1
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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Oh yeah!
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👤︎ u/zack-xee
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Yeah, not sure what title to put on this...
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👤︎ u/Toofgib
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: “Brochure”

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👤︎ u/reditrewrite
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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