Yeah right SURE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Yeah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Yeah very apparent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I asked my daughter if she had taken a bath yet and sarcastically she says yeah, so I tell her to take another one.

Her attitude stinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeComeFromTheDust
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?

Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladCricket
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Hell yeah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annasassin007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Dude 1: Hey bro Dude 2: Yeah bro? Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: Brochure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Two guys at a bar order drinks. The first says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "Yeah, I'll have some H2O too."

The second guy died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BedHeadBread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Yeah baby
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I want to push you around, yeah I will. I want to push you down, yeah I will. I want to take you for granite, yeah yeah yeah...

Rob Thomas volunteers to help the wheel chair bound elderly remodel their kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_LumberZack_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Called my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, could you please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?" She answered, "Yeah..."

"But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Yeah he doesn't wanna miss it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swashbuckler7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Did you have a good Christmas? Yeah how
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stvreps
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Yeah, I work out. I do one sit-up every day.

When I get up in the morning, that’s half. When I lie back down at night, that’s the other half.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Yeah i like this book
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flipcoyote14774
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Yeah he can
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriramempire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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yeah, big time dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"

"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"

"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"

"I've got... Bread"

"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mysevenyearitch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Shell yeah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extrahub
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Yeah, you’ve heard of bad dad jokes.

But be glad you haven’t heard of grandpuns.

First time, don’t bully me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Cuber358
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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hell yeah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/angstyslut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Yeah it very suck for the cow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KMSyahid123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Yeah i know i suck...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontFear_Respect
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Yeah, it does look like you see the dent-ist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatterseaPS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"

It's because it's MY pinky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sthymia20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Yeah this is big brain time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHyperthetical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Yeah, a little too hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWildNazis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My friend texted me saying he jumped off a tower, I said yeah right...

He says β€˜I’m dead serious!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttoTheGeezer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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yeah escalated
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πŸ‘€︎ u/taurenscum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Yeah… i know where the door is……
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Yeah buoy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fishy1233
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Dr: do you smoke? Dad: yeah dr: cigarettes, Marijuana?

Mostly brisket and pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastern-Medium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Oh yeah.. !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwardshirohige
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Heil yeah!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Have you heard of the guy who lost his left side? Yeah, he's all right now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Yeah thank you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albanianbitchee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Yeah he did.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zack-xee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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This is the Rythm of the night!! The night!!! Oh yeah!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fry_The_High
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Yeah... Of course he can...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roee241
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Yeah, I know it's called the coronavirus...

...when they could have called it the KUNG FLU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kBajina
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Oh yeah!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zack-xee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."

It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Yeah, not sure what title to put on this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toofgib
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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This is a pun yeah?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/obby3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Dude 1: β€œHey bro?” Dude 2: β€œYeah bro?” Dude 1: β€œCan you hand me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: β€œBrochure”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reditrewrite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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